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"That all who are happy, are equally happy, is not true. A peasant and a philosopher may be equally satisfied, but not equally happy.
Happiness consists in the multiplicity of agreeable consciousness."

                   
Samuel Johnson

Happiness is no laughing matter…
               
Richard Whately

Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd: Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.

       
W.H. Auden


"To fill the hour -
that is happiness"

   
Ralph Waldo Emerson

               GM Crop Scare In Essex Village

Villagers in the small hamlet of Lower Tidbury have become alarmed at the incidence of morphing in youngsters attending the local junior school recently. Headmaster Richard Dunwoody says that soon after experimental crops were grown in nearby fields, children complained of feeling light-headed. However, local farmer Brian Cabbage insists that there's nothing sinister about the crops he grows, and the 3m electric fence, tripwires and floodlights are simply there to scare the crows.
The children are taking the whole incident in their stride, having been signed up en masse for the new Steven Spielberg sci-fi movie at a reputed £0.5m per child.
Mandy Burrows, mother of affected child Hamish and speaking from their brand new 6 bedroom mansion, confessed that although it was initially a cause for concern, in the event everything seemed to have worked out fine.  In fact, with Hamish having the ability to glow in the dark  it meant that electric bills had been halved.

Hamish Burrows, one of the affected children

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